483. Monsters Like Taking the Plunge

. . . . from Heaven that is. It is still the best way to become a fallen angel. Take the plunge. Step to the...

482. Monsters Like Weak Bladders

We like shock. We like awe. We like the panicked shrieks of terror as you recognize that the threads of your lifeline are being cut...

481. Monsters Like When You Come to Meet the Family

So, it sounds like you’ve fallen for the lovely young lady of the family, huh? Can’t blame you—she’s pretty amazing, isn’t she? (She gets her...

Welcome to the Sunken Place: An SML Review of “Get Out”

As a white girl, I always thought I had a healthy enough aversion to garden parties full of rich old white people. But Jordan Peele...

No Pants Required: An SML Monster News Roundup

Sometimes, monster lovers prefer to watch a good indie horror film without putting on pants and walking to their local movie rental store. If you’re...

Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.

In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter. To read our latest posts in chronological order, click the "Blog View" link on the bar above.

Stuff Monsters Like - the List!

Stuff Monsters Like - the List!
It's the most comprehensive list of stuff monsters like on the internet. Check it out and tell us what we're missing.

Monster News & Alerts

Monster News & Alerts
Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.

Celebrity Interviews

Celebrity Interviews
Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.

Annual Monstey Awards

Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.

Hug A Monster Day

Hug A Monster Day
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.

Make Your Own Monsters

Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.

Lessons in Living with Humans

Lessons in Living with Humans
The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.

Horror Reviews & More!

Horror Reviews & More!
Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.

Buy the Books!

Buy the Books!
Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore the love for horror cinema! They are the inevitable sequels to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.