480. Monsters Like Fast Food
Some days we prefer to stalk our prey, letting their fear simmer until it rolls into a boil of panic and poor decisions. Like splitting...
479. Monsters Like Industrial-Strength Cleaning Products
How to Remove Blood Stains, the Human Way*: 1. Wet the stain with cold water – If the stain is fresh and still wet, soak...
478. Monsters Like Making Every Moment Count
Everyone leads their life just a little differently than anyone else. Some people prefer short bouts of sleep in the wee hours, while others can’t...
477. Monsters Like that Humans who Become Inevitably Bound with Machines only Turn into Soulless, Technology-Driven Killers, Unable to Access Their Diminishing Humanity as They Spiral Further and Further into a Sadistic State of Techno-Fascism
476. Monsters Like Sticking to the Increasingly Unaffordable McMansion Market Even Though All Their Friends are Downsizing
Think about this. When is the last time you heard about a haunted tiny house? Never. Tiny houses have one room where you sleep, cook,...
Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.
In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter.
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Monster News & Alerts
Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.
Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.
Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.
Hug A Monster Day
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.
Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.
Lessons in Living with Humans
The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.
Horror Reviews & More!
Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.
Buy the Books!
Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore the love for horror cinema! They are the inevitable sequels to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.