359. Monsters Like Saving Leftovers for Lunch Tomorrow
It’s a tale as old as time. Well, it happened 20 years ago today, at least, in these very woods. The Memorial Day Massacre. A bunch of college kids came out here to have a good time. But little did they know that they weren’t the only ones in these-here...
358. Monsters Like Being the Stars of Their Own Movies, Bryan Cranston!
The name of this movie is Godzilla, Bryan Cranston. The film is not called Everyone Look At Bryan Cranston And How Awesome He Is. Every freaking time I would appear on the screen, the giant lizard whom the movie is named after, I had to look down and see you acting...
357. Monsters Like Asking You Obvious Questions
The Humans Were the Winners this Hug A Monster Day: A 2014 Recap
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Because monsters are people too. SML Annual Photo Contest To celebrate Hug A Monster Day, SML holds a photo contest every year. Participants can...
Hellhounds Handbook: The Afterlife Rocks in Moldova
I’ve always thought lying around in a pine box for all eternity with nothing to read would get kind of boring after a few centuries. If I were dead, I would want visitors to come and see me. And it would be even better if they brought food and drinks....
Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.
In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter.
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Monster News & Alerts
Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.
Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.
Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.
Hug A Monster Day
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.
Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.
Lessons in Living with Humans
The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.
Horror Reviews & More!
Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.
Buy the Book!
Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! It is the inevitable sequel to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.