Happy Hug A Monster Day 2015!

On behalf of SML’s mascots, minions, and mansion of mystery, we’d like to wish you a happy and exciting Hug A Monster Day! Intergalactic Hug...

Don’t Text and Drive: An SML Review of “Zombeavers”

What are your favorite horror tropes? Hapless hazardous waste drivers who don’t know how to text and drive? College kids taking a long weekend at...

404. Monsters Like Taking Our Metaphors Literally

They say you should not play with your food. But the more clever the meal, the more exciting the chase. Don’t you agree? I, myself,...

403. Monsters Like Being Sweet

Add a chocolate bar and roast him over some graham crackers and he’s the most delicious monster you ever invited to your cookout.

402. Monsters Like Peeling Back the Outer Layer of Your Quaint, Socially-Conservative Town to Reveal the Real Horrors of the Dark, Seedy Underbelly of the Suburbs

Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.

In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter. To read our latest posts in chronological order, click the "Blog View" link on the bar above.

Stuff Monsters Like - the List!

It's the most comprehensive list of stuff monsters like on the internet. Check it out and tell us what we're missing.

Monster News & Alerts

Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.

Celebrity Interviews

Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.

Annual Monstey Awards

Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.

Hug A Monster Day

Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.

Make Your Own Monsters

Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.

Lessons in Living with Humans

The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.

Horror Reviews & More!

Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.

Buy the Books!

Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore the love for horror cinema! They are the inevitable sequels to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.