469. Monsters Like that Flashlights Never Work

We read somewhere that a flashlight was really just a plastic tube to store dead batteries inside. And boy, do we monsters know it? We...

468. Monsters Like being Immortalized in Children’s Songs

Lizzie Borden took an axe And gave her mother forty whacks. When she saw what she had done, She gave her father forty-one.

We’re Time Traveling forward 6 Months to When We Own this Cookbook: An SML Horror News Roundup

Start your holiday shopping early or prepare to boost your film career. Check out the news that’s been burning a hole in our inbox. Feeding...

Seriously. There’s Just 3 Rules.: An SML Review of “Ouija: Origin of Evil”

There are only three rules to Ouija, the beloved Parker Brothers board game: Never play alone. Never play in a cemetery. Always say goodbye. While...

467. Monsters Like When You’re Missing Information about Yourself

If your mother knew something about you that you didn’t know, would you want to know? We’re talking life-changing, mind-bending, soul-crushing information. Something that would...

Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.

In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter. To read our latest posts in chronological order, click the "Blog View" link on the bar above.

Stuff Monsters Like - the List!

Stuff Monsters Like - the List!
It's the most comprehensive list of stuff monsters like on the internet. Check it out and tell us what we're missing.

Monster News & Alerts

Monster News & Alerts
Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.

Celebrity Interviews

Celebrity Interviews
Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.

Annual Monstey Awards

Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.

Hug A Monster Day

Hug A Monster Day
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.

Make Your Own Monsters

Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.

Lessons in Living with Humans

Lessons in Living with Humans
The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.

Horror Reviews & More!

Horror Reviews & More!
Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.

Buy the Books!

Buy the Books!
Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore the love for horror cinema! They are the inevitable sequels to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.