475. Monsters Like a Lack of Photons in the Spatial Array of Input Data to our Ocular Sensory Observations
It’s the dark, people. The dark. It’s just a fancy way of saying that monsters like when the lights go out. That’s all.
A New Online Source for Indie Horror!: An SML Monster News Roundup
After a frighteningly strong year in 2016, this year is poised to be another shockingly good year for horror films. Here’s the news that’s been...
474. Monsters Like Rapid Physical Deterioration
You know what you never see monsters suffer from? Dementia. Osteoarthritis. Chronic pulmonary…anything. Our lives may often be cut short—regularly by you meddling kids. I,...
473. Monsters Like Making New Year’s Resolutions
This year, we’re holding ourselves to these 2017 New Year’s resolutions. Will you help us keep them? 1. Run more. 2. Eat out less. Save leftovers...
472. Monsters Like Dressing up for Their Office Christmas Party
Man, the medieval ages were tough. Anyone who’s lived through them can tell you they were nothing but centuries of war, famine, pestilence, and contaminated...
Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.
In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter.
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Monster News & Alerts
Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.
Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.
Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.
Hug A Monster Day
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.
Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.
Lessons in Living with Humans
The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.
Horror Reviews & More!
Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.
Buy the Books!
Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore the love for horror cinema! They are the inevitable sequels to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.