369. Monsters Like High Precipitation Forecasts
A 60 percent chance of rain = A 100 percent chance of mayhem Like this:Like Loading...
Introducing our New Mascot!
The Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory has been busy recently. Our head monsters have been making more appearances around the world, we’ve narrowly managed to...
368. Monsters Like Giving in to our Baser Instincts
What is the law? Are we not men? No. No, we’re not men. We’re man-sized animals with the strength of five men and three-inch long...
Get Ready for Some Seasonal Monster Fun!: A Halloween Holiday Week Preview
Monsters get restless in the days before Halloween! We’re not very patient creatures, after all. Over the years, we monsters have developed* a series of...
Hellhounds Handbook: Asheville Remembers the Dark Goddess
Sex and death. These are two subjects that don’t always play nicely. At least, for middle class, bourgeoisie culture. Now imagine intermixing libido and the...
Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.
In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter.
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Monster News & Alerts
Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.
Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.
Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.
Hug A Monster Day
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.
Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.
Lessons in Living with Humans
The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.
Horror Reviews & More!
Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.
Buy the Book!
Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore our love for horror cinema! It is the inevitable sequel to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.