445. Monsters Like Attending the Theatre
There is nothing as grand and wondrous as an active opera house! The intimate box seats overlooking the expansive audience sections. The talented performers spinning...
444. Monsters Like that Eyeglass Companies Still Haven’t Figured out Better Ways to Keep Bifocals Attached to People’s Heads
Strong-sighted people are such a drag. Have you ever chased one through a dimly lit forest at dusk? Exactly. They get away nearly every time....
What Happens in College…: An SML Review of “Heir”
Do you remember when you were in college and you did something that you regretted immediately afterward? Something that haunts you and drives you even...
443. Monsters Like Telling Their Significant Other to Go Easy on the Calories
We don’t actually recommend this in the real world. Most of the time, if you love somebody, you love everything about them. But not monsters,...
442. Monsters Like Personal Assistants
Do you know what monsters get after all our hard work destroying a town just to annihilate one small group of teenagers? Or after a...
Welcome to Stuff Monsters Like - the most comprehensive, satirical anthology of stuff monsters like on the Web.
In the internet universe, a lot of time is devoted to the things that interest humans and their petty needs. Monsters have been largely overlooked, but not anymore! Monster movie devotees have seen many common themes carry down from monster stories over the years. Whether you’re a born monster, or you’re new to the dungeon, this blog highlights those similarities in a way that’s sure to make you scream with laughter.
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Monster News & Alerts
Your source of horror news and alerts, Asheville-area events, reviews of horror movies and more, and details about what crazy things the SML Head Monsters have been up to.
Many famous and infamous people have visited the SML Haunted Mansion and Blog Laboratory. See what they had to say.
Annual Monstey Awards
Each year, SML presents monstey awards to to those unlucky enough to receive our attentions. Find out more about this year's winners, and what they had to say.
Hug A Monster Day
Intergalactic Hug A Monster Day takes place on July 27 every year. It is a day to show appreciation to all the monsters in our lives. Find out more about this year's celebrations and how you can participate.
Make Your Own Monsters
Did you know you could create your very own army of SML minions? All you need is a printer, manual dexterity, and some determination.
Lessons in Living with Humans
The hard trials we've faced and lessons we've learned in living a domesticated life. As told through our columns: Ancient Correspondence and Hellhounds Handbook.
Horror Reviews & More!
Reviews of horror movies, books, and monster-themed products. Not for the faint of stomach.
Buy the Books!
Featuring movie essays from the Head Monsters of SML and others that explore the love for horror cinema! They are the inevitable sequels to MONSTER SERIAL, a collection published in 2013 by the Collinsport Historical Society.