482. Monsters Like Weak Bladders

We like shock. We like awe. We like the panicked shrieks of terror as you recognize that the threads of your lifeline are being cut abruptly short.

But the biggest compliment we can receive for our work is the stunned “deer in the headlights” look as your natural instincts take over and you no longer remain master of your own bladder.

There it is. Our success is in your soggy drawers.

Monsters Like Weak Bladders

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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