485. Monsters Like Subjecting You to Your Own Worst Fears to See if We can Crush Your Spirit for All Eternity

Thousands of years ago, a prophecy was foretold. An evil being who holds the fires of hell within will come to possess a staff with the power of the gods. This staff could not be destroyed, so a group of men with knowledge of the prophecy broke it into 100 pieces and scattered them across the world to keep its powers out of the hands of evil. Over the centuries, the demon found each piece of the staff and reassembled them in order to possess the item’s immense power.

Each piece, that is, except one.

He knows you have the final piece of the staff. It calls to him. The demon’s limitations prevent him from taking the shard from you. But they don’t prevent him from destroying everything you love to force you give it up.

So, go ahead. Watch everyone you love die a painful, albeit quick, death in your arms. Your friends. Your colleagues. Your compatriots. The mother of your children. He will even take your children and make one his child bride, foretold to bear him 100 demon spawn. Eww.

You are powerless to stop him. What good is an old stick to you when relinquishing it means your loved ones will be returned to you? Only the strength of your blood can bring an end to such a powerful demon, destroyer of worlds.

Wait? Was that a loophole that works in your favor to destroy him and allows you to utilize quantum superposition to reset time? Dammit.

485. Monsters Like Subjecting You to Your Own Worst Fears to See if We can Crush Your Spirit for All Eternity

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books?
She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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