507. Monsters Like Seeing the Eiffel Tower Just Once before They Die

Who would find such beauty in rusting wrought iron?

What type of being is fascinated by one of the world’s largest lightning rods? Just like the ones found in Doctor Frankenstein’s laboratory that brought life to cold flesh.

Which kind of creature would be enchanted by a metal object that actually has a wife? Yes, a lady with a very weird metal fetish legally married the tower years ago.

Who could love such a weird and improbable relic of a bygone era?

Well, we think the answer is quite obvious.

507. Monsters Like Seeing the Eiffel Tower Just Once before They Die

Jimmy

Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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