509. Monsters Like Farm-Fresh Produce

You’re walking through the produce section of your local grocery chain, making a wide right turn around the garlic cloves. Suddenly, right in front of you: The largest cardboard bin of pumpkins you’ve ever seen!

Big ones, small ones, many literally as big as your head. It’s a pumpkin smorgasbord!

You question whether you should get one. After all, you don’t want to support the GMO-riddled pumpkin cartels you read about online. “Shop Local” is your motto, and it’s one you take seriously.

Then you see it, written in wide red letters across the bottom of the pumpkin bin: “Glendale Family Farm.”

Sweet! That’s only a couple miles outside of town. Let’s grab a whole cart.

509. Monsters Like Farm-Fresh Produce

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books?
She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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