511. Monsters Like Being the Life of Your Halloween Party

Every party has one—the center of attention, the lady killer, the guy who never needs “to sober up so he can drive home soon.”

It could be you, you know. I mean, that’s what Lyft is for, right?

This Halloween, try these three tips and become the life of the party:

1. Suit up! You need to look sharp. Don’t show up dressed in a bloody hockey jersey. That’s so 1986. Create your own character. And make sure that character wears a suit.

2. Use a middle initial. Nothing is more intriguing at a party than trying to figure out what someone’s middle initial stands for. Tell them, “Give me your number. I’ll tell you what my middle name is over dinner on Friday.”

3. Show off your dance moves. Nothing impresses the ladies more than some hip gyration and some sweet, sweet hand moves. If you’re worried about your dance game, stand between a couple of other guys. Suddenly, it’s not them making you look good, it’s you making them look good.

Any questions?

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Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books?
She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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