515. Monsters Like Putting Your Holiday Anxiety in the Form of Song

On the first day of Christmas, the Yule Lads brought to me

A raw potato in my right shoe

 

On the second day of Christmas, we left for Stekkjarstaur

Two glasses of warm sheep’s milk

 

On the third day of Christmas, we left for Pvoruskleikir

Three batter-covered spoons

 

On the fourth day of Christmas, we left for Kertasnikir

Four tallow candles

 

On the fifth day of Christmas, we left for Ketkrókur

Five smoked lamb shanks

 

On the sixth day of Christmas, we left for Stúfur

Six crusty pans

 

On the seventh day of Christmas, we left for Askasleikir

Seven bowls to lick

 

On the eighth day of Christmas, we left for Hurðaskellir

Eight doors to slam

 

On the ninth day of Christmas, we left for Bjúgnakrækir

Nine smoking sausages

 

On the tenth day of Christmas, we left for Gluggagægir

Ten windows to peep through

 

On the eleventh day of Christmas, we left for Gáttaþefur

Eleven loaves of laufabrauð

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas, we left for Skyrgámur

Twelve bowls of skyr

 

515. Monsters Like Giving You Holiday Anxiety

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books?
She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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