529. Monsters Like Having Thick Coats

Whether it’s a natural product of our uranium-fueled evolution or an inspired fashion choice, having a thick coat is key for monsters. They keep you warm when you’re chasing your prey through the woods. They help protect you from poorly flung weaponry, from pen knives to artillery blasts (depending on the situation, of course). And the ladies love them!

That’s what we call a win-win-win-kill.

529. Monsters Like Having Thick Coats

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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