532. Monsters Like Self-Help

532. Monsters Like Self-Help

Being a monster is confusing. Who do you scare and who do you mutilate? Should you only do your monster business on Friday the 13th, or on Halloween? It’s hard to know the answers to these perplexing questions. That’s why monsters need guidance, some direction, that teaches you how to…

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520. Monsters Like Hoarding

Monsters don’t need all that stuff. When will they ever use it? They say they’re holding on to it for their grandchildren. We doubt that. This is a sickness. You need to downsize. You need help. Sleeping on top of other people’s garbage isn’t healthy. You need to speak to…

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