565. Monsters Like Thin Air

565. Monsters Like Thin Air

When the detectives arrive to begin their search for the missing girl, they always say she disappeared into “thin air.” It’s never thick air. Do you know why? Have you ever tried to make an innocent damsel disappear into thick air? It just doesn’t work. It’s too hard. Trust us.…

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550. Monsters Like Sports

550. Monsters Like Sports

Humans are lazy. They say they like sports. Maybe they even do—a little. I see mortals at the bars, wearing their team jerseys and t-shirts. After the game, they go home and take them off. What? If you really loved your sport, your merchandise would be worn all the time.…

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