537. Monsters Like Sticking with the Plan, No Matter What

537. Monsters Like Sticking with the Plan, No Matter What

I wanted to make Hell’s Kitchen a better place. When I was a kid, I dreamed of what it was like to live far, far away from the bustle and the crime and the filth. But I realized that the city was a part of me—it was in my blood.…

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536. Monsters Like Being Small, but Mighty

536. Monsters Like Being Small, but Mighty

The US averages 19 shark attacks each year, but only one death by shark every two years. More than 7,000 people are bitten by venomous snakes each year in the US. And of those, about 5 people die. Believe it or not, the hippopotamus is the deadliest large land animal,…

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535. Monsters Like Engendering a Peaceful Coexistence

How could we live with aliens

It’s not that hard to live in peaceful coexistence with another race. Especially if that existence skews heavily in favor of the oppressive invaders. And Greg. Let the assimilation begin! Image via Fake Science

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534. Monsters Like Coming across the Perfect Epitaph

534. Monsters Like Coming across the Perfect Epitaph

We spend a good deal of our time in cemeteries. Sleeping, picnicking, chasing down the screaming high schoolers who snuck in under the fence to make out after dark. And in all that time, we occasionally come across a good crypt to hide behind or a nice tree to lounge…

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533. Monsters Like Uninvited Overnight Guests

533. Monsters Like Uninvited Overnight Guests

You had a plan. You were going to go back to where it all started. Then, you were going to end things, once and for all. All the steps were laid out. Simple, simple. You know what will absolutely upend your plans? You know what will not only throw a…

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3 Awesome Things to Check out from Hex Studios Right Now

3 Awesome Things to Check out from Hex Studios Right Now

Our friends at Hex Studios in Scotland have been up to no good this spring—and we think it’s awesome! Check out these three new horror endeavors, and let us know what you think. The Owlman Returns as Gothic Chiller The Black Gloves Hits Amazon Video Hex Studios has released their…

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532. Monsters Like Self-Help

532. Monsters Like Self-Help

Being a monster is confusing. Who do you scare and who do you mutilate? Should you only do your monster business on Friday the 13th, or on Halloween? It’s hard to know the answers to these perplexing questions. That’s why monsters need guidance, some direction, that teaches you how to…

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