545. Monsters Like Ruining Your Summer Plans

545. Monsters Like Ruining Your Summer Plans

Good weather? Check. Babes in bikinis? Check. Beer? Check. Sunscreen? Check. Hot dogs? Check. Massacre? Uh, what? I didn’t order a massacre. That’s really going to ruin the chill vibe of this otherwise calm swimming respite. Gauze? Check. Ambulance? Check.

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Horror Star Brings Novelist Ray Bradbury to the Stage

Horror Star Brings Novelist to the Stage

This press release just in from our horror crush, Bill Oberst, Jr. Oberst has written a play about iconic author Ray Bradbury (Fahrenheit 451), and is bringing the legend to life with the help of master SFX artist Jeff Farley. Check it out: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE July 30, 2018 Jeff…

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542. Monsters Like Being 20% More Impulsive

542. Monsters Like Being 20% More Impulsive

When completely upending your life and the lives of your family, friends, and neighbors, it’s important to get the degree of severity just right. Being 80% more impulsive is clearly much too much. But you definitely want to change enough to make a lasting impact. After all, this isn’t a…

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540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window

540. Monsters Like that When Life Closes a Door, it Opens a Window

Actually, that’s not life doing that. It’s us. You just can’t see us because we’re invisible. And angry that you’re here. This house is haunted. Surprise!

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539. Monsters Like Country-Dependent Alternate Endings

539. Monsters Like Country-Dependent Alternate Endings

Everyone knows that during the final epic battle of the 1962 “King Kong vs. Godzilla” movie, Kong wins. The giant monkey’s roar is clearly audible at the end of the film after both behemoths crash into the ocean. No Godzilla can be detected. Kong triumphed over that stupid radioactive lizard.…

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