483. Monsters Like Taking the Plunge

. . . . from Heaven that is. It is still the best way to become a fallen angel. Take the plunge. Step to the edge. Don’t look down. And do a swan dive. Just remember to do a black swan dive. After all, you’re joining the darkest army in …

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482. Monsters Like Weak Bladders

Monsters Like Weak Bladders

We like shock. We like awe. We like the panicked shrieks of terror as you recognize that the threads of your lifeline are being cut abruptly short. But the biggest compliment we can receive for our work is the stunned “deer in the headlights” look as your natural instincts take …

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481. Monsters Like When You Come to Meet the Family

So, it sounds like you’ve fallen for the lovely young lady of the family, huh? Can’t blame you—she’s pretty amazing, isn’t she? (She gets her looks from her mother’s side of the family.) Welcome to our home! We’re so glad to meet you. We were so worried that she’d end …

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Welcome to the Sunken Place: An SML Review of “Get Out”

As a white girl, I always thought I had a healthy enough aversion to garden parties full of rich old white people. But Jordan Peele has proven that there’s a whole level of psycho crazy that I’ve never even imagined. In Get Out, Chris Washington (Daniel Kaluuya) packs up his …

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No Pants Required: An SML Monster News Roundup

Sometimes, monster lovers prefer to watch a good indie horror film without putting on pants and walking to their local movie rental store. If you’re one of those people, then take a deep breath of fresh air, because MY GOD! is it a good time to be alive. Here’s the …

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480. Monsters Like Fast Food

Monsters like fast food

Some days we prefer to stalk our prey, letting their fear simmer until it rolls into a boil of panic and poor decisions. Like splitting up into smaller groups, where it’s easier to pick the ripest one from the bunch. Other days, we prefer to satiate our hungers a little …

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479. Monsters Like Industrial-Strength Cleaning Products

Monsters Like Industrial-Strength Cleaning Products

How to Remove Blood Stains, the Human Way*: 1. Wet the stain with cold water – If the stain is fresh and still wet, soak fabric in cold water immediately. If the stain has dried, skip to step 3. 2. Rub with soap – Rub the stain well with soap, …

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478. Monsters Like Making Every Moment Count

Monsters like making every moment count, like this cicada wesen from Grimm

Everyone leads their life just a little differently than anyone else. Some people prefer short bouts of sleep in the wee hours, while others can’t live without a full eight hours every night. Then there are the immortals. Even they keep their own unique schedules. Many, so I hear, sleep …

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