487. Monsters Like Creating the Entire Known Universe

Warning: this post is filled with factual history! Once upon a time, God, Vishnu, the Greek titans, and the Flying Spaghetti Monster were hanging out at Stephen Hawking’s house playing poker. One of the titans had a little too much ambrosia and started spouting off about all the cool things …

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Hex Media makes new Special Edition of Lord of Tears available for free

Lawrie Brewster and the team behind Lord of Tears is making a brand new version of the film available for free online. This is a limited-time offer, though, so be sure to watch the film or download it soon. Read Hex Media’s press release below, or click here to read our …

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486. Monsters Like the Earth’s 23.5° Tilt on its Axis

Right now, millions of people across the northern hemisphere are pulling their skimpy clothes from the bottom of their wardrobes. They have felt the change in the wind, and after months of being cooped up in their squalid homes, they are itching to spend more hours of the day outside, …

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Want to be the Fresh Braaaaaaaaaains behind the Asheville Zombiewalk?

Want to be the fresh brains behind the Asheville Zombiewalk?

The Asheville Zombiewalk is looking for new leadership. If you’re interested in taking on a larger role at this year’s event, check out this press release: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ASHEVILLE, NC, April 10, 2017 — In anticipation of the Asheville Zombiewalk’s 12th annual event this October, the team behind the …

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485. Monsters Like Subjecting You to Your Own Worst Fears to See if We can Crush Your Spirit for All Eternity

485. Monsters Like Subjecting You to Your Own Worst Fears to See if We can Crush Your Spirit for All Eternity

Thousands of years ago, a prophecy was foretold. An evil being who holds the fires of hell within will come to possess a staff with the power of the gods. This staff could not be destroyed, so a group of men with knowledge of the prophecy broke it into 100 …

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484. Monsters Like Appearing on Album Covers

What do Celine Dion, Bruce Springsteen, and Satan all have in common? Besides writing some of the greatest tunes of all time, they love to appear on album covers. And they look damn fine doing it.

For Monster BUFFs: An SML Monster News Roundup

Here’s the news that’s been gnashing through our inbox to get to you. Film Festival News Boston Underground Film Festival (On Now) – The 19th annual Boston Underground Film Festival (BUFF) returns to Harvard Square to kick off New England’s spring festival season, bringing with it a smorgasbord of phantasmagoria, …

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483. Monsters Like Taking the Plunge

. . . . from Heaven that is. It is still the best way to become a fallen angel. Take the plunge. Step to the edge. Don’t look down. And do a swan dive. Just remember to do a black swan dive. After all, you’re joining the darkest army in …

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