453. Monsters Like Bringing People Together

In a world divided by partisan politics, reverse psychology, in-fighting, money laundering, adultery, back door deals, and the broken American dream, what better way is there to bring a group of select outcasts and intellectuals together than in order to save the nation’s capital from brain-eating, head-exploding insects from outer …

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The Future is Now: An SML Review of “The X-Files: Fight the Future”

Lovers of 90s television sci-fi are gearing up for this month’s special network treat: A six-episode The X-Files mini-event on the show’s original network, FOX. In preparation for the big day, I’ve been rewatching the best episodes of the series. But when season 5 ended, I couldn’t move on without …

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Five Guys, a Girl, and a Crazed Psychokiller: Our “Best of” Horror Actors

Do you think people taste like chicken? If you’re being attacked by a masked killer, would you run upstairs, into the basement, or outside to the woods? Should H.P. Lovecraft be required reading for middle school students? These are some of the questions we’ve asked actors who have played such …

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Hogson Shivers Exclusive!: Travel Reports from PM Proog Flurmeen of Gorgulon 7

This Tuesday, intrepid SML reporter Hogson Shivers provides exclusive coverage of Proog Flurmeen’s visit to Asheville, NC. Proog Flurmeen is the Prime Minister of the planet Gorgulon 7, and is a fan of overrated travel destinations. The PM is scheduled to visit several haunted attractions in the area to feast …

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