Dammit, Carl!: An SML Review of “The Purge”

So, it finally happened – Obamacare ruined America. The government shut down, unemployment climbed, the dollar fell, and crime skyrocketed. It seemed as if we were only a few short breaths away from ending up in a Mad Max apocalyptic wasteland (without the Australian accents). But wait, someone had an …

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Humans as a Non-Renewable Resource: An SML Review of “Daybreakers”

So, what’s hot now? Oh yes – vampires, vampires, vampires. And more vampires. Unfortunately, you cannot deny the commercial success of things like Twilight and The Vampire Diaries. Blah. So, in light of recent blood sucking releases, such as Reliance Entertainment’s , I’ve decided to review a good vampire movie. …

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Paging All Goosebumps!: An SML Book Review of “A Psycho’s Medley”

A Psycho’s Medley By Terry M. West 71 pages Published by Pleasant Storm Entertainment, Inc. Psycho: a psychopathic or psychotic person, crazy or mentally unstable.  Not very informative, but does cover a wide range of….well, crazy. Medley: A varied mixture of people or things. This is a very apt title …

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Celeb Interview: Chris Moore of We Become Monsters

Chris Moore (not to be confused with Chris Moore, SML’s Maniacal Master of Movie Reviews) is the owner of We Become Monsters, and creator of the business’s “fugly resin toys for weird people.”   Q. First of all, tell us a little about your resin figurine art at We Become …

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The Lamberts are at It Again: An SML Review of “Insidious 2”

And…we’re back at it! James Wan, you brilliant, strange-minded Malaysian S.O.B., you’ve done it again. Apparently, I just can’t stop reviewing this guy’s movies. I wonder if there’s some kind of Anonymous group for this sort of thing? This sequel to the 2011 horror hit has us right back in …

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Unfortunately, the Apple Doesn’t Fall Far from the Tree: An SML Review of “Insidious”

So, it seems as if James Wan just poops out horror movies. Not in the derogatory sense – it’s just that a lot of the more original works that I’ve seen in the last decade belong to him. From 2004’s Saw (of the series he only directed the first, which …

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DO NOT Watch this Film: An SML Anti-Review of “Poultrygeist: Night of the Chicken Dead”

Okay, so, disclaimer: I’m only writing this review to make sure that NO ONE EVER WATCHES THIS MOVIE. Seriously. Anyway, let’s get started. From the….rather odd minds of Lloyd Kaufman, director of Toxic Avenger (something you’ve maybe heard of, plus a crap-ton of stuff you haven’t) and writers Daniel Nova …

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