Don’t Text and Drive: An SML Review of “Zombeavers”

What are your favorite horror tropes? Hapless hazardous waste drivers who don’t know how to text and drive? College kids taking a long weekend at some cousin’s cabin on a lake? Mostly naked sorority girls sunning on the docks and making casual sexual passes at each other? 80s-style music and …

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276. Monsters Like Dumb People with an Overdeveloped Sense of Adventure

“Dave, what are we doing at the old Glenwood Mansion? You know this place gives me the creeps.” “Oh, c’mon Shelly. Are you really scared of a drafty old house that no one’s lived in for decades, that was home to ritualistic killings in the late nineteenth century, and whose …

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