452. Monsters Like Assaulting Your Olfactory Senses

They’re terrifying. They’re stomach turning, they’re so disgusting. They’re deadly contagious. Some are just plain deadly. But the one thing you always forget about monsters, zombies, woods-bound ax murderers, hell spawn, sewer creatures, and the like: They smell rank. We’re talking week-old-feces, roadkill skunks, B.O.-miasma, stomach-bile-in-the-sun rank. Run, little ones. …

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You’ve got a Little Read on You: Our “Best of” Zombie Posts*

In celebration of this weekend’s 10th annual Asheville Zombiewalk, Stuff Monsters Like thought this would be a good opportunity to recap some of our favorite zombie-themed posts and film reviews thus far. From your reactions to being bitten to our interest in maintaining a status quo following the impending zombie …

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Nazi Zombies Strike Again: An SML Review of “Dead Snow 2: Red vs. Dead”

Among the dumbest things we’ve seen you humans do are to go down into that dark basement where the noises are coming from, split the group up in order navigate those woods alone, and give a Nazi zombie CPR. That last one is new on our list. Before watching Dead …

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You’ve got Some Red on You, Corl: An SML Review of “The Walking Deceased”

The SML minions were sitting around the Tesla coil the other day wondering what life would look like if the Walking Dead took place in the same town as Zombieland and Warm Bodies. We rooted around in the coffins and found $5.64 cents toward making our own low-budget parody film. …

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2014 Asheville Zombiewalk: A Putrid Picnic in the Park

Asheville was invaded by zombies this weekend! An unfortunate mix-up occurred at the E.W. Grove Microbrewery and Experimental Virus Lab, and an experimental vaccine was thrown in a batch of beer instead of hops. We can only assume that the brewing process mutated the vaccine and increased its potency and …

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