109. Monsters Like Being Sports Team Mascots

Monsters enjoy being loved, but live to be hated.

And what job allows for simultaneous love and hate better than a sports team mascot?

From the Jersey Devil to the Vermont Lake Monster, ghoulish mascots are cheered and booed every day on the job.

So, raise your paper cups of beer. Sound your vuvuzelas. Wave your rally rags.

And next time you’re at the game, don’t forget to tell your least favorite monster mascot to go to Hell.
They will really appreciate it. It will remind them of home.


Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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