113. Monsters Like Scream Machines

Humans use noise machines to sleep. Soothing sounds of tropical rain forests and distant thunder help to calm them before bed.

But monsters like sleeping with noise machines too. Beasts snuggle up in their beds and listen to the nice, calming, comforting screams of the innocent.



Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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  1. Gave you all a shout on the main HBA page and
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    Thank you all again!

    Jeremy [Retro-Zombie]
    HBA Curator

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