Who’s to say that without a body you can no longer be useful?
Some of our best friends and favorite house members are disembodied limbs. They have trouble speaking for themselves, so let us vocalize their wonderful attributes.
Disembodied limbs can fetch the mail, change the television channel, or assist with the knitting. They can help you find the matches and light your cigar. Or turn over the record in the player so you don’t have to stop your tango. They give the most amazing head massages. And many are excellent arm wrestlers – even if they don’t have an arm!
We raise a goblet to our incredible hand-servants, and we say:
THANK YOU, Thing.