121. Monsters Like Saying “I’d rather be dead,” but Really Meaning It

When you’ve been to Hell and back (usually on vacation in late July), the idea of death doesn’t seem so scary or pressing. In fact, knowing what’s on the other side can make you look forward to the prospect of dying.

I know I, for one, am really looking forward to daily stretches on the rack. And I hear that the innermost circle of Hell allows ice skating on their frozen lake of blood and guilt.

But until then, I guess it’s back to the daily grind of stealing souls and shuttling them across to the great beyond!

Lucky bastards…

Photos used courtesy of director Nicky Lianos from the film “Dead Happy.” Taken from http://www.nickylianos.com/ and http://jetpacksandsuch.blogspot.com/p/monsters-rabbits.html

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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