125. Monsters Like Matrimony

For every psychopathic madman, possessed children’s toy, and pieced-together corpse, there’s a woman who’s as damaged as she is attractive.

I now pronounce you monster and wife.


Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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