Formaldehyde is like a monster’s duct tape. We use it for everything.
Short on booze for your cocktail? Just toss in a dash of formaldehyde.
Scraped your arm up chasing a few high schoolers through the woods? Spray it with formaldehyde.
Have a body to preserve? Of course, formaldehyde.
Run out of deodorant? I bet formaldehyde does … something.
Starting a band? Formaldehyde is a cool name.
The possibilities are endless. At least, until you develop stage three lung cancer from exposure to too much formaldehyde…