140. Monsters Like Formaldehyde

Formaldehyde is like a monster’s duct tape. We use it for everything.

Short on booze for your cocktail? Just toss in a dash of formaldehyde.

Scraped your arm up chasing a few high schoolers through the woods? Spray it with formaldehyde.

Have a body to preserve? Of course, formaldehyde.

Run out of deodorant? I bet formaldehyde does … something.

Starting a band? Formaldehyde is a cool name.

The possibilities are endless. At least, until you develop stage three lung cancer from exposure to too much formaldehyde…

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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