143. Bear Traps

Bear traps? They should call them “Stupid Human Traps.”

Think about it. How many times have you ever heard of a bear getting its leg caught in a trap? Never? Me neither.

Now, how many times have you and your coworkers taken a team building weekend in the woods of remote Romania and come across the territory of bloodthirsty Russian assassins? I know, right – it happens more often than you would think.

While you’re stumbling through the woods screaming bloody murder and giving away your location, be sure to stop and take a look around.

You see that pile of freshly turned over leaves? You do? Awesome. Go ahead and step on it.

Looks safe to me.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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