Bear traps? They should call them “Stupid Human Traps.”
Think about it. How many times have you ever heard of a bear getting its leg caught in a trap? Never? Me neither.
Now, how many times have you and your coworkers taken a team building weekend in the woods of remote Romania and come across the territory of bloodthirsty Russian assassins? I know, right – it happens more often than you would think.
While you’re stumbling through the woods screaming bloody murder and giving away your location, be sure to stop and take a look around.
You see that pile of freshly turned over leaves? You do? Awesome. Go ahead and step on it.
Looks safe to me.
