159. Monsters Like Being Famous

Sure. We like to get out; have a night on the town.

If you lived your whole life ruling a swamp, eating nothing but possum, alligators, and drunken rednecks, you would need to blow off a little steam too.

I call up my peeps Franky and Bones and we hit da clubs.  All the girls usually be hating. But we know they coming home with us.

What other brothers rolled up in here tonight with their own entourage, dope threads like Mummy, and their very own celebrity photographers?

Just us monsters.

Take all the pictures you need. Yeah, sure, I’ll sign your cocktail napkin. We are famous.

But beware, Franky hates all those flashing lights and tends to get a little, uh, crazy when he’s annoyed.

“Paranormal Paparazzi” is like TMZ for the living dead. Catch it on the Travel Channel. It features Asheville, NC’s own ghost hunter extraordinaire, Joshua P. Warren (middle).


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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