167. Monsters Like Impeccable Grooming Routines

Monsters believe in taking care of ourselves and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine.

“In the morning if my face is a little puffy I’ll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1,000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.”

Quotes taken directly from “American Psycho,” Lions Gate Films, 2000.

Post inspired by Ben Wilson.

Sarah G

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