You’ve been driving all afternoon. You’re hungry. You’re tired. You just want to get out of the car. Thank the gods there’s a gas station conveniently located just up ahead!
The strange gentleman at the desk seems a little creepy, but he’s probably harmless. And there’s no reason not to trust him, right?
Shows what you know. Instead of leading you to Aunt Martha’s rural, outdoor wedding, he will lead you right into our trap.
Muah ha haha ha ha!