192. Monsters Like Playing with Dolls

Mr. Dolly, thank you for joining me for tea today. I do hope you are having a pleasant afternoon. Let me tell you about what happened to me today.

First, I was walking down the street, and a car came along and splashing me in the stockings! I was so angry that my nice new stockings had been ruined, but I didn’t know what to do. And then, when I got to the store, I saw the same car in the parking lot.

Mr. Dolly, would you like me to pour your tea for you? Here you are.

So, I went into the store, and told the manager that a blue Honda had left its lights on. Well, the manager called out to all the customers, and then I saw this man in a blazer run out of the store without his hat!

Cream? Sugar? No? Okay.

So, you know what I did, Mr. Dolly? I took his hat. And you know what? It had a few of his hairs stuck inside the lining. So I’ve sewn them into you, Mr. Dolly. And now, if I hurt you, it hurts him, too.

Would you mind if I stuck this pin in your leg, Mr. Dolly? Thank you.

Image used with permission by Wonderstrange.com.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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