197. Monsters Like Toying with Human Emotions

“Sookie, I love you.”

“Sookie, I’m leaving you. And I’m never coming back.”

“Sookie, you know I love you for who you really are. We can be together!”

Seriously? Do you think she’ll fall for that line again. You are out, buddy. Fin. Finito. Done-ski. Kicked to the curb. You are…

Oh. Well, I’m sure this is the last time she’ll take you back. You’d better behave, mister.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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