201. Monsters Like Pet Supply Stores

Do you think looking this good is an accident?

These shops have all your Wolfing-out needs: Flea collars, doggie shampoo, scratching posts, and nail trimmers.

And when I’m good, they sell tasty treats too. Sadly, I’m very rarely good.


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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