212. Monsters Like When our Evil Robots are Fully Charged

Mmm. That delicious moment that all monsters work toward has finally arrived.

All our plans have been drawn out. We have taken those blueprints, and built up an army of the most terrifying evil robots humanity can never defeat. The robots have been meticulously programmed. Our battle ostriches have trained tirelessly to lead the robots in the battle of the millennium.

The day has finally arrived.

“Onward, to tyranny!” we cry.

…And then the robots make it a quarter-mile up the road before crapping out.

Whichever minion forgot to charge the robots overnight will pay for this!

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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