214. Monsters Like Dodging the Falling Chandelier Attached to the Rope that the Hero Just Chopped as He Rides the Rope to the Upper Floor

That chandelier has been in our coven for over 400 years. Do you really think we’d let you destroy it during your scheme to get away? And knock some of us out in the process?

Petty human. You think your clever little tricks to defy gravity are any match to our powers?

I don’t think so.

MonsterStuff

Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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