219. Monsters Like the Atkins Diet

Watching carbohydrate intake keeps a monster young and fit. That means cutting down on the white breads and sweets.

And making sure to power-load on the protein.

Pure protein is best.

Especially when the protein is served raw.

With a nice Chianti.


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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