227. Monsters Like Fog Machines

The mental and physical torture of townspeople is what we do best.

We live in the creepy castle on the hill overlooking the quaint village below.

You know the one. Gothic architecture. Howling wolves at night. Lots of lightning strikes. And there always seems to be a low-hanging cloud of fog around it, even on clear, sunny days.

What’s the secret?

We’ll never tell.


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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