It is widely regarded that high-quality refrigerators should be reliable and long lasting, and should keep your food, beverages, and assorted condiments at a constant temperature. For the environmentally-conscious, refrigerators should also be energy efficient, offering the best chill for the lowest cost.
When your refrigerator doubles as an interdimensional gateway to Gozor, your priorities change a little. For creatures such as myself, loyal only to The Destructor, refrigerators “work” in a much different way.
After all, what need is there for an effective vegetable crisper, when all your lettuce and carrots have disappeared, to be replaced by the Great Temple of Destruction.
Just open your refrigerator door. Come on in. Let me possess you, erm, introduce you around.
Who am I, you ask?
Zuul.
