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230. Monsters Like Pretending to be Your Kid’s Imaginary Friends

Why would we do this?

First, we get lonely too. Ever since we died, not many people want to play with us. But your kids sure seem to enjoy our company.

And second, we want to kill you.

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Jimmy

Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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