Greetings, my new neighbor. I’m the lonely, creepy old man who lives in the dark castle at the end of your road.
I like to meet all my new neighbors. . . after sundown. You’re really going to like it here. Nice schools, good parks, lots of adequate streetlights. Just bunches of swell people in this neighborhood.
Now, if you could just invite me inside, I’m sure we could all become more acquainted.
Muahahahahaha!
