236. Monsters Like Crawling Over Furniture

We could waste time chasing you around the room, but why bother?

All monsters instinctively know that the shortest distance between two points can be crossed by crawling over that rickety coffee table.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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