238. Monsters Like Coming to Your Kids’ Birthday Parties

There’s a fine line (and only one consonant) between laughter and slaughter.

Some of the more sadistic killers out there like to work a little humor into their plots to destroy you. Sometimes, they like to crash the party uninvited, and wreak havoc on your home with as many guests as they can fit into their little VW bug – and believe me, that’s quite a few! They like to show up, make a few balloon animals, juggle some oranges, and then disembowel your party guests. Worst of all, they have been known on occasion to run around in circles, honking a bicycle horn and tripping over their own oversized shoes. (The humanity!)

But beware. When they’re chasing you, they never trip.

When sheer terror isn’t persuasive enough, we add a little makeup and a red ball nose.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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