241. Monsters Like Sleeping in on Sundays

Oh, man. Friday and Saturday nights are where it’s at.

There are just SO many attractive young women to stalk as they cut through alleyways on their way back to the car. And so many teenagers neglecting their babysitting duties to make out with their boyfriends. And so many dumb college kids taking breaks from their studies to spend the weekend in the wood.

Yeah, weekends are busy for monsters. We stay up all night working hard to terrorize the young and stupid among us.

After putting in all those long hours, there’s always one thing to look forward to.

Even monsters need a day of rest.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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