244. Monsters Like Being Good Parents

When you’re a parent, you devote all your energy to taking care of your baby. Your baby means the world to you.

Never mind that you have no idea where it came from. Never mind that you didn’t really want it. Never mind that your pregnancy hormones have convinced you that there’s a conspiracy against you and strange men all over the city want to take your baby from you.

That’s right, dear. It’s all in your head. Why would anyone want to take your baby from you?

When you’re a mother, you will fight tooth and nail…or claw…for the sake of your child.

Even when that child is Satan’s spawn.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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