246. Monster Like Stealing the Spotlight

You think being around your family is tough? I bet you aren’t fighting your own brother for the love of a bewitching lady in front of an audience of millions.

Sibling rivalries are tough when you’re a working monster, trying to host a successful comic series and late night television show. All I want to do is tell a good story, scare a few young kids… You, know, the dream!

And then the Vault-Keeper comes in with his crazy experiments and strange inventions.

Well, you know what, Vault-Keeper? The Old Witch is my lady. And I won’t let you take her.

Go get your own show.

Oh, that’s right. There is no “Tales from the Vaultkeeper.”


This post inspired by the suggestion of Matthew.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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