I’m not weird or anything. No, I’m not “into this.” I don’t get an erotic thrill by wearing these clothes. Sure there are other ways to get a picnic basket away from a little girl. But you don’t understand the logistics of these types of capers. You wouldn’t even grasp it if I explained it to you. I have to wear these clothes because it’s part of the master plan.
And just tell me how Fab I look in these colors. Hellooooooo! I’m absolutely scrumptious.
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Jimmy
Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.
