I’m not weird or anything. No, I’m not “into this.” I don’t get an erotic thrill by wearing these clothes. Sure there are other ways to get a picnic basket away from a little girl. But you don’t understand the logistics of these types of capers. You wouldn’t even grasp it if I explained it to you. I have to wear these clothes because it’s part of the master plan.
And just tell me how Fab I look in these colors. Hellooooooo! I’m absolutely scrumptious.