258. Monsters Like that the Mute Girl is Always Psychic


The mute girl always possesses abilities to peer past the veil of reality. She communes with the dead, spirits, and the evil ghosts of the netherworld.

She should probably tell you all about our dastardly schemes and plans for humanity. . . but she can’t.

That’s why we love nature’s little cruel joke. The only person who sees what us monsters are up to can’t say a word.


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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