273. Monsters Like Having a Little Down Time

It’s that time of year.

Sun shining. Kids playing in fountains in the park. Hot dog vendors. Baseball in the park. Couples in love, riding tandem bikes through the downtown streets of your city.

It’s a time for rest. Relaxation.

It’s a time to spend all afternoon laying in the grass, soaking in the magnificent, carcinogenic radiation of our tiny yellow sun. Maybe a time for picnics, if you can avoid the angry hoard of villagers for a couple hours.

Best of all, it’s a time to do absolutely nothing. Summer is a great time to be idle. And that’s a time that monsters most look forward to.

After all, you know what they say about idle hands…

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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