278. Monsters Like Making Phones Ring, Even When the Phones are Detached from Cords

Yes, Puny Humans. You didn’t think this type of power existed in the universe. But BEHOLD! It does.

Now, go live in fear, knowing that any moment, a phone detached from a cord may ring near you.

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Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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