We monsters like a good moving day. Watching you puny humans pack up all your belongings into milk boxes and stack them in a yellow truck makes us happy. We like seeing new places. Ever since you moved into this house, we monsters have been nothing but awful to you. We’ve basically made your home life a living Hell. So you had this brilliant idea of moving to a new town to get away.
Yes. We quite like that idea. We’re coming along too. Don’t leave anything behind. We wouldn’t want you to forget any boxes.
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Jimmy
Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface.
In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.
