288. Monsters Like Evolution

Sure. I mean, it’s fun drinking up the sunshine and water all day.

Sitting in a little pot.

Little bees landing on you.

That’s all well and good. But I’m going through some changes. And that lifestyle just doesn’t do it for me anymore.

I’ve found a new high. It’s called blood. And it’s really given me a new perspective on life.


Jim MacKenzie is an amateur futurist on his way to guru-hood. He studied journalism and works in television. Jim writes for several blogs, including The Incredible Vanishing Paperweight and the satirical horror site StuffMonsterslike.com. Jim and his SML co-blogger, Sarah Giavedoni, have started a holiday, ticked off celebrities and tried to purchase the lunar surface. In his spare time, Jim likes listening to rock music, reading, giving away free books at his nonprofit "The POP Project" and trying to catch the real Thomas Wolfe Home arsonist.

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