“What? Halloween isn’t your favorite holiday?!”
Yes, yes. You’re amazed. And rightfully so.
But, dear readers consider our perspective. Our goal is to surprise and terrify our victims. With “Halloween season” beginning just before Labor Day, how are we monsters supposed to sneak up to you unawares? You’ve spent months preparing yourself for our trickery.
However, you puny humans always seemed taken aback to see Friday the 13th pop up on the calendar of your smartphone. Even though they are very predictable and happen more frequently than an annual holiday.
Well, surprise humans!
Don’t look behind you.