295. Monsters Like Parenting

As our guidance monster used to tell us in monster school, “It’s easy to make a little monster, but it’s hard to be a parent.”

Those words mean a lot, and so many growing boys and ghouls take parenting very seriously.

Sure, terrorizing neighborhoods, jumping out of closets, kidnapping virgins – that takes a lot your time. Don’t make a little monster unless you are prepared to parent them. . . and take them along for all the mayhem.

Besides, who is going to keep the tradition of attacking Tokyo going strong long after you’re gone? Think about that one.

Coastal Japanese cities won’t just crumble into the oceans by themselves. So make it a family tradition.


Our monster mascots help us with our evil schemes, as well as taking care of chores around the mansion. From writing press releases to collaborating on blog posts, this blog would not exist without them.

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