301. Monsters Like Spiking the Punch

You think vodka and everclear loosens your victims, erm, party guests… up for the evening? Maybe, if you want to wait until the second or third drink.

You want a party? Nothing beats the fluid inside the eyeballs of Capuchin monkeys. You let those suckers steep in the punch for a few minutes, then, one sip, and you’re good to go.

Trust us.

Best. Halloween. Party. Ever.

Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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