31. Monsters Like Revealing Themselves in Silhouette

Chases through the woods:

You run and run and run, with the killers just steps behind you, even though they don’t seem out of breath at all. And all of a sudden, it’s like they completely disappeared. You lost him!

Or so you think.

Every babysitter-hating psycho killer or fang-bearing man-creature knows that the best way to take their victim by surprise is to pop out of the shadows to reveal something even scarier than their their face, fangs, or rusted chainsaw – their silhouette!

Jet black and revealing nothing, just like their soul, a killer’s silhouette is always successful in scaring the be-jesus out of their victim, who usually stumbles around weak-kneed, and falls straight into the trap.

Another win against hapless teenage victims.


Sarah G

What do you get when you cross a horror movie with a pile of books? She’s not always sure, but Sarah G is always there to find the connection. In the process, she has helped found a local nonprofit, started a satirical holiday, ticked off celebrities, and tried to purchase the lunar surface.

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